The Prowler

from Too Soon Jokes by Too Soon Jokes

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

Change your clothes, pick up the phone
Cause you're ready
Call your brothers and drink another
Cause you're ready
Walk down the street as smooth as can be
Cause you're ready
Glide through the crowds, thinking so loud
That you're ready

You do what you got to prove
You're so cool, coolest guy in school
You're so cool, coolest guy in school
You do what you got to prove

Avoid her glance when she denies your advance
You're frustrated
Eyes to the floor as you walk out the door
You're frustrated
Don't let them know, you're defeated and broke
You're frustrated
Who is this guy? With that look in his eyes
You're frustrated

You do what you got to prove
You're so cool, coolest guy in school
You're so cool, coolest guy in school
You do what you got to prove

He steps back as your arm retracts
You push it through and make contact
As a last resort, as his jaw contorts
You lie your way through the police report
Why would he be set free?
When we all know what that would mean

You take the stand and lie again
All so you can prove

You're so cool, coolest guy in school
You're so cool, coolest guy in school
You do what you got to prove

credits

from Too Soon Jokes, released January 26, 2018

license

about

Too Soon Jokes Baltimore, Maryland

Zane
Dalton
Dingo
Justin

contact / help

Contact Too Soon Jokes

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Too Soon Jokes, you may also like:

Passion Fruit Boys
by Passion Fruit Boys

Nashville’s Passion Fruit Boys nail the effervescent janglepop of ’80s college radio with bright guitars and immediate hooks. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 1, 2022
go to album
Jana
by The Vovos

Nothing not to love about the jangly sounds of the Vovos, who blend catchy melodies with whip smart lyrics. Bandcamp New & Notable Aug 25, 2021
go to album
Pono
by A Great Big Pile of Leaves

More feel-good indie from Brooklyn's A Great Big Pile of Leaves, all bristling guitar tones and expansive choruses. Bandcamp New & Notable Aug 18, 2021
go to album
JUICE
by Born Ruffians

15 years into their career, the Toronto indie rockers sound sharp and ebullient as ever. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 1, 2020
go to album
Burst
by snarls

This debut full-length from Columbus four-piece Snarls speaks to indie rock's resilience. Bandcamp Album of the Day Mar 12, 2020
go to album
Bloom
by Black Market Garden

Gorgeous indie rock from Forth Worth, Texas, just in time for reminiscing on hot summer nights. Bandcamp New & Notable May 31, 2016
go to album
Ireek/Deepthroat Love
by O

featured on Bandcamp Radio Jul 28, 2015
go to album